Why was I the last to know that you
Weren't coming to my show, you coulda
Called me up to say "good luck", you coulda
Called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know
First date we ate sushi and
It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That's the last thing I heard from you
I left the tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was no more room
You didn't show, that was so uncool
You coulda called me back
So I guess this means that we're not friends anymore
I heard it's me you're asking for
I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go
Why was I the last to know that you
Weren't coming to my show, you coulda
Called me up to say "good luck", you coulda
Called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know
After the date, I wouldn't go home with you
I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you
You tried to get me to do things I just won't do
Last I heard from you
Here is how I guess the story goes
You woulda came if I was a ho
Fuck for parts that's just not how I roll
Move it on down the road
So I guess we shouldn't be friends anymore
Sick of hearin' that it's me you're askin' for
'Cause I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go
Why was I the last to know that you
Weren't coming to my show, you coulda
Called me up to say "good luck", you coulda
Called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know
You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't
You thought you had me
I think you didn't
You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't
Why was I the last to know that you
Weren't coming to my show, you coulda
Called me up to say "good luck", you coulda
Called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know
Yeah…
The last to know
Why was I
The last to know
Why was I
The last to know
You didn't call me up
The last to know